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Wake Up is the second studio album from Anthony Neely. This album started pre-order on 18 January 2012 and released on 24 February. The lead single is \"Awakening\", second single is \"A Failed Attempt\" and the third single is \"Wake Up\".
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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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